I am a relish packet

And I refuse to believe that

I’m a ketchup packet

I realize this may be a shock, but

My delicious taste

Is a lie

I like Filet-o-Fish™

In 30 years, I will tell my children that

I have my priorities straight because

Pickles

Is more important than

McFlurries™

I tell you this:

Once upon a time

There was a happy little McNugget™

But this will not be true in my era

My era is only sad little McNuggets™

Experts tell me

I will die young

I do not conclude that

I will never be a Mcnugget™

In the future,

There will not be more food

No longer can it be said that

My dad will come back from buying milk one day

It will be evident that

Death will prevail

It is foolish to presume that

Death won’t prevail

And all of this will come true unless we reverse it